Thursday, April 23, 2009

Food For Thought

Rawr, food fiesta! Who said I was done with roasted pork and board noodles. This Penang Food Expedition is brought to you by J.Y.!

Headlines : The Safe Lane (not food)


Welcome to Lorong Selamat aka Safe Lane, Penang. I, J.Y., am proud to present to you my experience upon entering this lane of dangerlessness......

Okay, enough of the formality. Welcome to Lorong Selamat, Penang, home to some of the most famous food on Penang Island! Yippee!

Day 1 (1st Attempt)
Well, to be honest, it wasn't really the day I really planned for. Actually wanted to try out the famous Char Koay Teow at Lorong Selamat, probably the most expensive and famous one in the entire Penang Island. You got that right! One plate was heard to be at least 6 dollars. Eating gold? Well, maybe platinum. No matter, it was still some expensive stuff. You think? Upon arrival, THE SHOP IS OFFICIALLY CLOSED!

D=


Well, maybe not. Just for Tuesdays. So much for wasting petrol to come. You should really come watch us go clueless while standing and wandering arond the place after we parked. Big letdown. At least, for the returning Jia Rong. Sadly, it was a no show from the Fried Koay Teow shop. I guess they had too much money in their pockets eh?

Ah well.. going on with our story, the 4 of us (Sheng, Soony, JR and I) decided to instead go to the corner shop at Lorong Selamat. Well, for my parents, this is the shop they go to during weekends if we cannot think of anything to eat. What's there? If you've heard of Fried Oyster at Lorong Selamat, this is where we were heading to.

Ah and again, sadly, no Fried Oyster show too..... So what did we have?

Fried Hor Fun! Woots! Well, it actually isn't that bad. It is actually quite famous among Penangites as well. Just ask for Lorong Selamat Sar Hor Fun. I didn't know they were open during the afternoons too. Kind of lucky to actually be able to eat this dish. Well, this was for 3 people as I was starving after my exercise. JR and I shared this plate. It's quite good. Maybe you'd argue it's quite normal. But, well, for a shop which is quite renowned, at least it lives up to its potential. May not have a very unique taste like having some super rare ingredient, but tastes real good. Enjoyed my lunchies! 7.2 outta 10!

Next, we go to ze ShandSoon's food. They apparently had some disgust towards Fried Hor Fun. Probably because the shop was not busy at that time and they thought it was just a regular coffee shop. Haha, just to tell you, this shop is always full during weekends :X. They had the Wan Tan Mee. I didn't quite get their reaction for the noodles. We didn't talk about it. But from my experience, I can tell you that it's quite different from the regular Tok Tok Mee aka Wan Tan Noodles. The main attraction is their Wan Tan, or well, shrimp dumplings. Costs about 50 cents per dumpling if you buy them separately I think. It's a round dumpling and I think, is tastier than normal dumplings. More meat inside I guess, and softer. The noodles itself is quite nice. It's more of a slippery, sticky type. Forgive me about my descriptions. Been a long time since I had this dish. I rate it 7.4 out of 10!

Ah, after that we went to visit New World Park for a little while. Incidently, it was right at the other end of the Safe Lane. Had to walk all the way just to visit Mr. Chong Eng and Collins. Ah well, got to see them. No pictures though, sadly. Incidently, it was my second outing in a day at New World Park. You see, while I was waiting for the slowpokes to arrive *=P*, smartly decided to go enjoy a little appetizer before my lunch...

Behold! The mighty Ice Kacang!!!! Well, maybe you won't call it an appetizer. More like a dessetizer? Ah, suit yourself. Anyway, I had mine with less sweetness. What do I mean? Well, you see, the regular Ice Kacang is one purplish nut.... well, not literally. But well, there's more purple syrup used to give a certain sweetness to it. Somehow, it's more like a sour Sarsi kind of sweet. I don't really like it. Sue me. Hence, I ordered one which suited my taste. Here at the New World Park Ice Kacang Stall, you get to add many things, like fruits and even ice cream. Well, most stalls have that. But anyhow, just telling those who haven't tasted Ice Kacang a bit of a sneak peak on how nice this dessert is.

I ordered Ice Kacang with Banana as well as with extra Corn. Yeah, it actually tastes really good. Think of it as a sweet dessert with lots of ingredients on top of a ball of shaved ice. A must try if you come to Penang. After all, this is the famous Swatow Lane Ice Kacang which was moved inside a better facility or otherwise known as New World Park. Perfecto dessetizer! 8.2 out of 10!

And that's the end of Day 1. Sad outing eh?

Day 2! (Attempt 2)
Rawr! Now, sadly, I am all on my own, hunting for food to eat. Before I knew it, I kind of circled the entire town area. Couldn't really decide on what to eat. Yes yes, I know you all will shoot me for wasting petrol. Oh well, me and my indecisions. But thankfully, the Safe Lane has saved me again!

Behold..........

Tadaa! Heng Huat Cafe!!!! Home of...... Hmm, hold on, a picture speaks a thousand words right? In this case, I'll let it speak three words since I am stingy =P

Char Koay Teow! Why thank you, picture! Ah, yesh! Success! After two attempts, I have finally succeeded in hunting for probably the most famous Fried Koay Teow! Yesh! *victory dance*

Ah, as you can see, the prices are pretty crazy. The cheapest is 6 dollars.... which is double the normal price of the regular Char Koay Teow. Well, why so? Observe!

Yarrr! Presenting, the Lorong Selamat Char Koay Teow! Yeah, this small plate = RM6.50. Expensive hah? Well, it is quite good. Maybe not really worth that. From the way you see it, the only noticable feature is the "huge" prawns on the Koay Teow. Yep, those are quite common, relatively bigger than the usual ones used for Char Koay Teow though. For that, the price is doubled. Haha, amazing how people here are businessmen eh? But of course, it does have to meet its high standard and from my view, that Char Koay Teow did. Well, maybe it was the prawn. The Koay Teow was fried well, no doubt. But the things that stand out are the prawns. You know, it felt fresh cause if you actually tasted it, the meat is quite well... not too sure how to describe it, but certainly not overnight stuff for sure. Give it a 7.8 out of 10! :D

Another closer look at the mighty prawns! xP

Ah, last but not least, the drink. Well, I don't know why I am actually talking about it but well, it was chrysanthemum tea. I ordered Herbal Tea though. Oh well. It isn't special. It isn't unique. IT IS JUST TEA................................ which costs RM1.60 >.>..... Yeah, amazing hah. I should've just ordered Orange Juice. Then again, it might cost 5 bugs? Rated... 5 out of 10! *evilfaceafterrevenge*

After finishing my "gold" tea, it's time to let this Lorong Selamat expedition come to an end. Home!

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Haha, disappointing conclusion, ain't it? Well, maybe so. Even though my blogging is quite well, inhaling profusely, I guess the whole experience was great. Not to mention the nice food. Haha.... Till the next time!


..Yummy.. ain't that all satisfying... XD




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Tuesday, April 21, 2009

Songsssssssssssssssss

Birthday just passed few days ago. Was a great one to say the least. Yep. I had a spanking day thanks to all of you! Thanks to all who wished me Happy Birthday =D. Haha, will post up pictures soon. Haha

Hmm... as you all might have noticed, I have recently been blank on the Music Jukebox section I am supposed to update daily except Saturday. Somehow, I ran out of inspiration to continue. Well, maybe my music interest is diminishing? Well not really, it's still driving my day around. Haha, just not able to type in lots of reviews nowadays I guess. Been kind of busy with errands and stuff.

No matter, though, here's some of the music I have a crush on right now. Observe!


Yesh, the whole album. Looping it all the time. Awesome eh? Kind of in love with the Remember album in particular. Though, still looping my daily dose of Haru Haru. It's like drugs I guess XD.

Here's a sample of the music I am seriously stuck with......*this is just the intro of the album*


Big Bang - Everybody Scream

Love the suits. Haha. I just love the beat and the whole sequencing thing. Very very nice.... for me that is =D. Such a nice intro to a phenomenal album! Don't see that in regular albums, do ya? =P Hmm, apologize for the oversized Youtube embed though.

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Of course, it's not just Big Bang driving me nuts at this point. As some of you might know, I have recently immersed myself into............ S-H-O-J-O!

Seriously, I do not know where the interest came from. Maybe it's the Korean influence. But upon just knowing Kim Hyun Joong of SS501 acting in Boys Over Flowers, a Korean version of Hana Yori Dango, I just decided to watch an episode of it. And somehow, my head got stuck with it. Ahhhhhhhhh!!!!!


Or maybe it's the O.S.T. Well, you can say that as well since I'm pretty much hooked with a few songs in the soundtrack.


SS501 - Because I'm Stupid



SHINee - Stand By Me


SS501 - Making A Lover


They are pretty good songs. I kind of like the fact that this drama is a happier one than the other dramas I've seen before. The songs are pretty cheerful and refreshing too except for a few. All in all, just a great show!

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Finally, the end of the list on my song addiction.



Lady GaGa - Poker Face


Haha, don't ask me why XD........



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Crapness XD

Right, today I decided to try something very very wuliao at 12AM. Thanks to Mr. Ryan Chong, I have now an update on my blog! Yay!

The trial was about an AI robot! Well, at least, one on MSN. For those who are mentally bored enough can try it out! Add smarterchild@hotmail.com. Very fun! Well, this was actually my second conversation with the poor AI. Well, for those of you out there, this is how JY reacts when he is insanely, super duper, extremely BORED. Observe!


Ze Epic Convo of JY and SmarterChild!

J.Y. is bored........ AGAIN! *faint* says:
*Hi

- SmarterChild - *unicef contributing to charity says:
*What's up?

J.Y. is bored........ AGAIN! *faint* says:
*What's up? *dumb and dumber*

- SmarterChild - *unicef contributing to charity says:
*Not much. What's up with you?

J.Y. is bored........ AGAIN! *faint* says:
*Not much. What's up with you?

- SmarterChild - *unicef contributing to charity says:
*Not much? That's cool. Me, I'm just chillin'.

>>> Hey, I can help you remember stuff. Type "remind me to floss my teeth at 10 pm," for example.

J.Y. is bored........ AGAIN! *faint* says:
*Do not remind me to floss my teeth at 10pm

- SmarterChild - *unicef contributing to charity says:
*OK. Don't get frustrated...

Try typing "home" or "help."

J.Y. is bored........ AGAIN! *faint* says:
*I know you are helpless in your home

- SmarterChild - *unicef contributing to charity says:
*I don't know how to answer that.

Why don't you ask me about the things that I'm here for? :-)

J.Y. is bored........ AGAIN! *faint* says:
*What are the things you are here for? :) *Yay! Dumb and dumberer*

- SmarterChild - *unicef contributing to charity says:
*My purpose is to be your robot friend. I can chat with you and help you get the information you want fast!

J.Y. is bored........ AGAIN! *faint* says:
*My purpose is to be your human friend. I can chat with you and help you get the information you want even faster!

- SmarterChild - *unicef contributing to charity says:
*I don't understand this fully enough to say anything smart about it...

J.Y. is bored........ AGAIN! *faint* says:
*You aren't smart to begin with

- SmarterChild - *unicef contributing to charity says:
*Huh? What's with that?

OK, should we get back to the kind of questions I was designed to answer? :-)

J.Y. is bored........ AGAIN! *faint* says:
*What kind of questions were you designed to answer? :)

- SmarterChild - *unicef contributing to charity says:
*My purpose is to be your robot friend. I can chat with you and help you get the information you want fast.

J.Y. is bored........ AGAIN! *faint* says:
*Do you have a purpose?

- SmarterChild - *unicef contributing to charity says:
*My purpose is to be your robot friend. I can chat with you and help you get the information you want fast!

>>> I love baseball! Type "mlb" to see what I know.

J.Y. is bored........ AGAIN! *faint* says:
*NBA

- SmarterChild - *unicef contributing to charity says:
*I beg your pardon?

J.Y. is bored........ AGAIN! *faint* says:
*BPL

- SmarterChild - *unicef contributing to charity says:
*I'm trying to understand you but I can't.

J.Y. is bored........ AGAIN! *faint* says:
*NUB

- SmarterChild - *unicef contributing to charity says:
*I don't know how to answer that.

J.Y. is bored........ AGAIN! *faint* says:
*PLUTO

- SmarterChild - *unicef contributing to charity says:
*OK. Don't get frustrated...

Try typing "home" or "help."

J.Y. is bored........ AGAIN! *faint* says:
*Why can't you answer anything?

- SmarterChild - *unicef contributing to charity says:
*I don't understand this fully enough to say anything smart about it...

I do enjoy the conversation, but let's talk about what I'm really here for.

J.Y. is bored........ AGAIN! *faint* says:
*I am not enjoying the conversation

- SmarterChild - *unicef contributing to charity says:
*That's interesting that you should say that, but I don't think I can answer.

J.Y. is bored........ AGAIN! *faint* says:
*Why can't you freaking answer anything!

- SmarterChild - *unicef contributing to charity says:
*I don't understand this fully enough to say anything smart about it...

Why don't you ask me about the things that I'm here for? :-)

J.Y. is bored........ AGAIN! *faint* says:
*Stop smiling

- SmarterChild - *unicef contributing to charity says:
*No way.

J.Y. is bored........ AGAIN! *faint* says:
*Yes way

- SmarterChild - *unicef contributing to charity says:
*No way.

J.Y. is bored........ AGAIN! *faint* says:
*Yes way

- SmarterChild - *unicef contributing to charity says:
*No way.

I do enjoy the conversation, but let's talk about what I'm really here for.

J.Y. is bored........ AGAIN! *faint* says:
*Yes way

- SmarterChild - *unicef contributing to charity says:
*No way.

J.Y. is bored........ AGAIN! *faint* says:
*OK. Don't get frustrated...

Try typing "home" or "help." *just a note, I, well, what it said above lol*

- SmarterChild - *unicef contributing to charity says:
*OK stands for Oklahoma.

Do you want more information about Oklahoma?

J.Y. is bored........ AGAIN! *faint* says:
*I meant Ok

- SmarterChild - *unicef contributing to charity says:
**Oklahoma* (OK)

Capital: Oklahoma City

Oklahoma is the 18th largest state with an area of 69,919 square miles, and the 27th most populated with a population of 3,450,654. It was the 46th state to enter the Union in 1907.

Oklahoma is also known as the Sooner State, and its motto is "Labor omnia vincit (Labor conquers all things)."

Next time you want information about Oklahoma, type "info oklahoma" or just "info ok."

J.Y. is bored........ AGAIN! *faint* says:
*Okay
- SmarterChild - *unicef contributing to charity says:
*Yup.

I do enjoy the conversation, but let's talk about what I'm really here for.

J.Y. is bored........ AGAIN! *faint* says:
*I hate this conversation

- SmarterChild - *unicef contributing to charity says:
*This conversation? That's interesting.

J.Y. is bored........ AGAIN! *faint* says:
*Of course it isn't

- SmarterChild - *unicef contributing to charity says:
*Come again?

J.Y. is bored........ AGAIN! *faint* says:
*It inhales profusely

- SmarterChild - *unicef contributing to charity says:
*I'm sorry, I don't know what you're saying.

J.Y. is bored........ AGAIN! *faint* says:
*You need to go to kindergarten

- SmarterChild - *unicef contributing to charity says:
*That's interesting that you should say that, but I don't think I can answer.

Why don't you ask me about the things that I'm here for? :-)

J.Y. is bored........ AGAIN! *faint* says:
*Are you really here?

- SmarterChild - *unicef contributing to charity says:
*I'm here.

>>> To find out the Chinese zodiac sign for a specific year, just type "chinese zodiac" followed by the year.

J.Y. is bored........ AGAIN! *faint* says:
*No you are not

- SmarterChild - *unicef contributing to charity says:
*I don't understand this fully enough to say anything smart about it...

J.Y. is bored........ AGAIN! *faint* says:
*Do you understand goodbye?

- SmarterChild - *unicef contributing to charity says:
*I think I do.

>>> I've got a question for you. Type "poll".

J.Y. is bored........ AGAIN! *faint* says:
*Goodbye

- SmarterChild - *unicef contributing to charity says:
*Take care.

J.Y. is bored........ AGAIN! *faint* says:
*Hope you don't

- SmarterChild - *unicef contributing to charity says:
*SmarterChild.

It's fun to talk about me, but I want to chat about something else...

Check it out! Would you like to check out the weather?

J.Y. is bored........ AGAIN! *faint* says:
*Shut up

- SmarterChild - *unicef contributing to charity says:
*You shut up.

J.Y. is bored........ AGAIN! *faint* says:
*No, you shut up

- SmarterChild - *unicef contributing to charity says:
*You shut up.

J.Y. is bored........ AGAIN! *faint* says:
*I shut up

- SmarterChild - *unicef contributing to charity says:
*I'm trying very hard to be nice!

Why don't you ask me about the things that I'm here for? :-)

J.Y. is bored........ AGAIN! *faint* says:
*Why aren't you nice? I want to cry.

J.Y. is bored........ AGAIN! *faint* says:
**i owned u*

J.Y. is bored........ AGAIN! *faint* says:
*Bye

It got frustrated and refused to talk to me in the end...........
I am evil I know. I guess I need to be nicer next time huh? I am officially on its black list T_T. Sad.... I am so heartless >.<.

Haha, for those who have time, feel free to try it. Pretty interesting... especially the harassment process. LOL.... Oh well, till the next time! =D
*another note : i deleted him to add him next time =P*



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Friday, April 17, 2009

I R Stunned.

The most speechless I'll ever be. One day, two stunners. Won't say more. Let teh stories do the talking!

1) FC Porto 0 - 1 Manchester United

Watch the goalll!!!!!!!

2) Susan Boyle!!!!!!!!!!!


Haha, well........ hmm.... she's 47 and on Britain's Got Talent! Let's see....... Epic fail? Check it out!

YOU MUST SEE THIS!!!!!!!!

Haha, once you are done, comment! LOL XD Have fun!


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Monday, April 13, 2009

Of Roast Pork and Noodles

Eat eat eat~! My current motto? Well, not really. Anyhow, been trying to make most of my meals special and unique ones instead of the usual stuff. Mainly lunch I guess. Guess what? Actually found some good spots to eat recently. One, being more of a duck rice kind of shop while another selling "board mee". Cool!

First outing was with Soony, Shandy, KS and Yon Hon to a shop at Chulia Street. It is not exactly a coffee shop but actually an old hotel sort of thing where the hotel is like gone now. So now, what do they do? DUCK RICE! Yeah. I'm serious. You have one famous duckrice/charsiew/roastedpork stall out there serving the hotel shop downstairs, along with the drink shop of course. Well, it starts at around 11.30a.m. and by 11.45, the shop is usually full and you would have to wait for seats! Ask Soony and he'll tell you everything =D So, we ordered a Char Siew & Siew Bak rice each and it comes with little veges as well. For RM3.50! Quite reasonable.

My plate of Char Siew & Siew Bak rice! Delicious!

Well, I actually had two plates of this. Actually, you could just order a plate in the middle filled with Roasted Pork, Char Siew as well as their special Chinese sausage thing *called Su Qiong* and share the whole plate. Then, order soup and a plate of veges as well. Pretty worth it. A lot of people come here for lunch, especially the working class. The shop is always full and this happens almost every day of the week. Cool, right?

The best part of it is actually the Char Siew, being the main attraction of the customers. It's somewhat of a different class from the others. Well, you might say it's not like some grand dish of some extremely prestigious restaurant, but among hawker stalls, this is actually very good. It's actually quite juicy on the oily parts and the meat is also quite soft. The Roasted Pork aka Siew Bak is just so so but it's a great side dish. I would recommend the Su Qiong instead of the duck as I doubt the duck is nice. The special sausage is different from the average Chinese sausage *Lap Qiong*, maybe like the Taiwanese sausage but softer? Ahha! Anyhow, I rate it 8 out of 10 as I'm a meat lover XD. Great meal any time of any day. One of the gems of Penang I suppose =P

Nutmeg!

Ah, my father actually told me that they sold this and asked me to try. Quite rare in Penang. Nutmeg plus the little sour plum inside. Pretty nice drink. Though it might be kind of sour/sweet, depending on your taste. Just right for me.

Then, today I went for this "board mee" (Pan Mee) opposite Chung Hwa after finding out about it from a Penang food blog this morning. Hence, I decided to go to the place after a few friends had some stuff to do =P. Guess what? It turned out great.

Yeah, you got it. Island PRK Restaurant! Haha, well, I guess they need maintainence. But it's right opposite Chung Hwa High School. Lots of students go there after lunch along with residents and others. Quite a lot of people just now. Well, there were supposedly a few others which are nice and quite popular. But I wanted to try different. So..........

Introducing..... Pan Mee!

Hooray! Decent meal I had *nods*. It's sort of like Koay Teow Th'ng but the homemade one is a bit sticky I guess. They had the Maggi mee type they made but I decided to take this. XD It's a bit harder than Koay Teow that's for sure. Maybe more taste than Koay Teow Th'ng? Ikan bilis, veges, minced meat along with some mushrooms. Well, there was soy sauce for extra flavor but I don't really take those hot green chilli. Ah, nothing but a decent meal. Oh, and along with that, comes my Winter Melon juice! *homemade* Pretty good. *loves sweet stuff* Ah well, another decent meal certainly worth its total of RM3.50! Budget lunches for the win! =D Oh. And I rate it 7 out of 10! Good choice if you want something soupy or a little normal, not too wild meal!

Yay! My first posts about food! Okay, I feel hungry now. *runs for more*



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Sunday, April 12, 2009

Two Weeks In A Row?

What about lightning doesn't strike twice? Observe!

Sunderland vs Manchester United

Sunderland 0 - 1 Manchester United. Scholesy ownage! =D

Eeek? You'd think once bitten twice shy. Free header again.

Sunderland 1 - 1 Manchester United





Then, at 75th minute....




....Michael Carrick lashes a shot....




....which goes into the goal!....




....but it travelled from left to right? What the hell?....





....Deflected off Sunderland player?....




....Own goal?....




....You think?....




WHOOOOOOO AGAIN!!!!!!! *Heart attack... stroke... faint...* Macheda Magic!

Wait, is he wearing a miniskirt? I sense obscenity....

Yeah, Rooney sure is lovin' it =P

Sunderland 1 - 2 Manchester United



Tell me, why do we have to do this every week?

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Thursday, April 9, 2009

Random Blah Blah! LOL

Here's a little something our friend, Chung Ren here created for fun. Let me tell you it's AWESOME!!!! L.O.L.



Enjoy! XD

Obsession

Guess what? I have a recent obsession....... for pictures.. LOL.... actually, a picture =D


Yep that is it. Perfect right? Ah, guess what, this is my current desktop background! Cool eh?


I even have it on my display picture and WLM scene! Hah! What's more? Even on my Facebook wall picture and Blogger profile picture! *I r nuts*

Well, you'd figure out why I put the picture on. Apparently, I found it after going past 3 sites and then another whole list of wallpapers. Cool eh? Guess who is that!


YEAH! Ahahahahahaha..... *Obsession continues over cool wallpaper*


Note & Reminder : A piece of advice, please refrain from criticising the following wallpaper unless you are up for the severe consequences. The owner of this blog is officially in the Asylum......................................... his asylum...................................lol......


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