Fart-O-Whack!

Weird tag but I don't mind XD. I'll switch the topic out of COD4 in my next tag XD.

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[ F.A.R.T. ] Freakingly Amazing Rectal Tension Ver. 1.0 by Wasabi

1.Define Fart.
From arsenals' rich tubes >D *lubs AK-47*

2.Define Flatulence.
A complicated word which is not practical in the use of modern language of COD4.

3.Do u fart often ? And if u do. Does it smell of roses and raspberries?
It comes out from me AK-47. =D. It smells like gunpowder lolx....

4.Do you have an idol at home? If u do. Is it ( perchance ) that of the Almighty Fart Emperor ?
Yes I do! It farts a hundred rounds of bullets per minute! It is the Almighty K-47!

5.Do you mind answering questions 3 and 4? If you do, kindly tell us why.
Not really. It's not me anyway. XD

6.Do you bottle your fart ? If so. Explain why. If not, please do so. =)
Nope. I usually prefer planting them for headshots or bomb blasting. =D

7.Who do you know farts a lot and inhales fart on a daily basis?
xZenith's MP4....

8.Do you fart excessively in times of dire need? Define dire need.
Ah yes. When I am in a state of shock when someone appears out of nowhere, I use it to fart all over that someone! >D

9.Do you wish for this tag to end?
NO! PEOPLE MUST FEEL THE NEED OF WEAPONRY FARTING!

10.Describe the most outstanding feat you have ever achieved using the insane powers of fart-ism.
Once again, like the previous one, 150 HEADSHOTS. WAKAKA

11.Have you ever tried electrophoresis on fart ?
I should try it some day. I'll get shot even before starting though XD.

12.Have you ever farted a million times in your life? If so, describe the effect it has on your rectal muscles.
Not so quick yet. I'll get up to that tally. *needs bullet counters in COD4*

13.List down the properties of the fart you possess.
>>>> Penetrates walls
>>>> Does insane damage
>>>> Can take down helicopters
>>>> Man's best friend =D

Tag 5 nincompoops who you suspect worship the Almighty God of Fart. Do it. And be done with it. No tags back !
- Guru Shandtick!
- Zenith-san!
- KCKC!
- MITSIE
- Soony

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HAHA TAGGED ONES. NOW SUFFER THE CONSEQUENCES OF FART-O-WHACKNESS!